New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking. - Unknown
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain
You know its time for a New Year's Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!" - Unknown
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. - Unknown
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. - Unknown
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Billy Vaughn
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking. - Unknown
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain
You know its time for a New Year's Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!" - Unknown
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. - Unknown
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. - Unknown
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Billy Vaughn
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