Happy New Year Funny Sayings in 2015, New Year Sayings

Whether your 2014 had its fair share of laughs, mishaps or regrets, now is the time to make some New Year's resolutions and start 2015 fresh.

Before you watch the ball drop and ring in 2015 with family and companions, beneath are some Inspirational quotes intended to rouse and impart on New Year's.



Happy New Year Funny Sayings

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
New Year Sayings
New Year Sayings

“I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.” ― Robert Clark


“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” — Dave Beard


“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” ― P.J. O’Rourke


“Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.” — Bill Vaughn


“New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot! Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.” — Jay Leno
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